I have decided that the Stormlord is objectively the best Imperial Superheavy Tank.
See, most Baneblade Variants have a gigantic supergun mounted in the turret that causes a huge showy explosion.
But the Stormlord instead has a six foot range machine gun that shoots fifteen times. Thirty goddamn times if it stays still. Each shot is heavy enough to pretty much guarantee a kill on every Space Marine it hits. It can split it’s fire between two units if it wants. It also has a double barrelled version of an ordinary man-portable machine gun too, because of course it does.
What’s that? You want anti-vehicle weaponry? Well, this motherfucker is also an absurdly spacious troop transport. It can carry forty models, and up to twenty of them can shoot from inside the protection of it’s super-heavy goddamn hull. Give those guys anti-vehicle weapons.
What’s that? Want your cargo to dismount? Well, it’s also an assault vehicle. They can charge straight into combat out of the motherfucker.
Stuffed the entire cargo hold with assault troops and still need anti-tank? Well bitch, this thing can take two pairs of side sponsons. Usually super-heavy tanks only bother to buy one set of sponsons because they’ve already got anti-tank and are super expensive, but this thing is actually one of the cheaper Superheavy tank variants. What do you get for the four sponsons? Four more double barrelled machine guns. That’s five double barrelled machine guns and a super-machine gun. Oh, and four Lasguns for shooting other tanks with. Sponsons have two guns each.
You want more dakka? This is it. This is the more dakka.
I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
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"I personally don’t like that one. But I believe that works on others."
“but thank you…”
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