kindredsellswords said: Pay karksat to eat grey thing?

"You can do it for free if you want."

Anonymous asked: TOUCH HIS BUTT PLZ

"I am not going to touch his butt. Tell Ephrael to."

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via hentai-ass)

Anonymous asked: Touch his butt please.

"No it’s fine. I don’t need to."

Anonymous asked: Touch keeghan's butt.

"No I won’t. That is Ephrael’s property."

thebrokenmoonkabal asked: Fooph!

thebrokenmoonkabal:

inquisitorseventus:

thebrokenmoonkabal:

inquisitorseventus:

(I’m doing this for Kujo who seems interesting.))

She looks in horror at who slapped her. “Eldar. Death Jester. Slapper or rear-ends. How and why are you here?”

"I was running from Kujo he not nice and chased me here." Kujo purrs looking over his shoulder quickly. Turning his skull masck back to the human his eyes smile kindly. "Eldar are not the same as humans."

"They…" She looks him up and down. "definitely are different. Scarier of course."

"Rounder defetly rounder." Kujo coments then walks once around the room looking at any shadows.

"Thinner." She says as he walks around. There are not many shadows as the room is well lit.

kellancallic asked: "Fooph!"

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

She spins around. “Kellan! How dare you slap my behind. You better explain yourself.”

Kellan simply stuttered. “I uh…well…had to….”

She looks around for anyone else. She whisper shouts to him “Why did you have to?”

"You had a really nice ass. I just couldn’t control myself. Go ahead and sink a round or two into me…"

She looks at him for a moment before smirking. “If you want me to, then I will.” She twists him around and forces him over. “You spank me, I spank you.” She slaps, incredibly hard on his behind.

Kellan nearly yelped in pain. Had been a long time since someone did that. “Well that brings back memories….” He said rubbing his ass. “Felt good .”

"It is not supposed to feel good you Idiot." She slaps him again, harder this time. "I hope you liked that one too."

savlarofficer asked: "Is this you?"

savlarofficer:

inquisitorseventus:

savlarofficer:

inquisitorseventus:

"Yes it is. And the girl next to me is Ephrael before she had that red hair. The man on the right is the Inquisitor." A regal looking Mol stands in between a powered armored Inquisitor and robed Ephrael.

"Do you think for a second that would bother me? Not for a second. I suffered in the name of the Emperor for decades now. If you think you’d know, you’re losing it. If you think you’d survive taking me out of the 21st, then I hope you have a lot of guns, and they are in the hands of people who are a lot better at stealth than we are. Good luck finding that in this segmentum or many others. We ambushed Dark Eldar, what do you think you’ll manage Inquisitor? I love Ephrael, but I will not suffer an abomination, I will not shirk my duties to the God Emperor. For he is first and foremost for all of us. To include yourself. You look upon a killer, a man who since his first days holding a lasgun. Has had ice in his veins. I became a Savlar, because I broke cordon to force some cultists out of an orphanage, when I couldn’t and I found they were sacrificing the children. I had it put to the torch. Better they go to the Emperor, than foul gods, who I will not speak of. I have lost everything in my life, several times now. This will only be another notch on my belt, in my long service to the Emperor. I do what the Emperor asks of me. I fight in his name, I kill in his name, I will die in his name. If the one I love is an abomination to his holy word, and the Imperium. I will put her down. And I will suffer once more, for doing my duty.

Keeghan leans forward only slightly.

"I am a man of convictions, and one you will not likely find two of in the near future. I pray my hand will not have to work against the one I love. But it is the Emperor’s hand, and his will."

"Then I will have to make you forget this. The Inquisition has it’s ways.
 She presses a button and several storm troopers enter the room. “Come nicely and you’ll be out later today. I am not going to let my friend die because of a mistake I made.”

Keeghan smiled and stretched his shoulder slightly. He was on the nearest stormtrooper like lightning. After striking him in the throat, his hellgun is aimed squarely at others in the room. “Now, this is how it is gonna work. You underestimated me, so I am going to simply allow everyone to walk out of here, without any fresh holes. I am going to to leave quietly, and you all are going to leave me the hell alone. Sound good? Sounds great!”

Keeghan began backing out of the room, dragging the stormtrooper.

The storm troopers all take aim as he grabs their friend. She tells them to not shoot either of them. “Keeghan you may leave. But, Ephrael Praetia Lodstrok, half Eldar, Half Human is now sanctioned by my Inquisitorial Decree. Paperwork will be filed within the hour for her. Anything after this you shall be deemed a traitor. By the Emperor I should call you a traitor right now.” She stares him down.

As he leaves the room another man pushes past him, ignoring what is going on. He hands her a few parchments for her to sign. 

kellancallic asked: "Fooph!"

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

She spins around. “Kellan! How dare you slap my behind. You better explain yourself.”

Kellan simply stuttered. “I uh…well…had to….”

She looks around for anyone else. She whisper shouts to him “Why did you have to?”

"You had a really nice ass. I just couldn’t control myself. Go ahead and sink a round or two into me…"

She looks at him for a moment before smirking. “If you want me to, then I will.” She twists him around and forces him over. “You spank me, I spank you.” She slaps, incredibly hard on his behind.

kellancallic asked: "Fooph!"

kellancallic:

inquisitorseventus:

She spins around. “Kellan! How dare you slap my behind. You better explain yourself.”

Kellan simply stuttered. “I uh…well…had to….”

She looks around for anyone else. She whisper shouts to him “Why did you have to?”